Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
My life plan
Warning! Long but hilarious!
Today I multi-tasked, playing table tennis, and making a life plan. You already know about my previous 14 years, so lets begin with age 15.
Year 2012 - Age 15: See a psychiatrist because of this life plan.
Year 2013 - Age 16: Go to Juvenile Hall to fight the trial of my insanity.
Year 2014 - Age 17: Lose the case and get sent to a children's insane asylum.
Year 2015 - Age 18: Become a legal adult and post bail for my insanity.
Year 2016 - Age 19: Enroll for a university.
Year 2017 - Age 20: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2018 - Age 21: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2019 - Age 22: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2020 - Age 23: Love getting my diploma and want to do it again.
Year 2021 - Age 24: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2022 - Age 25: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2023 - Age 26: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2024 - Age 27: Love getting my diploma.
Year 2025 - Age 28: Meet a nice girl because of my diploma.
Year 2026 - Age 29: Love getting my dimploma because of great girl.
Year 2027 - Age 30: Propose to girl.
Year 2028 - Age 31: Get married.
Year 2029 - Age 32: Honeymoon in Hawaii.
Year 2030 - Age 33: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant.
Year 2031 - Age 34: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all boys.
Year 2032 - Age 35: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce.
Year 2033 - Age 36: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children.
Year 2034 - Age 37: Love Hawaii so much I move there permanently.
Year 2035 - Age 38: Still living in Hawaii.
Year 2036 - Age 39: Grow tired of Hawaii, move back to Australia.
Year 2037 - Age 40: Living in Australia...again!
Year 2038 - Age 41: Meet a nice girl...again!
Year 2039 - Age 42: Propose to girl...again!
Year 2040 - Age 43: Get married...again!
Year 2041 - Age 44: Honeymoon in Hawaii...again!
Year 2042 - Age 45: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant...again!
Year 2043 - Age 46: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all girls.
Year 2044 - Age 47: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce...again!
Year 2045 - Age 48: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children...again!
Year 2046 - Age 49: Grow tired of Hawaii...again! Move back to Australia...again!
Year 2047 - Age 50: Get run over by a bus.
Year 2048 - Age 51: In a coma.
Year 2049 - Age 52: In a coma...still!
Year 2050 - Age 53: In a coma...still!
Year 2051 - Age 54: In a coma...still!
Year 2052 - Age 55: In & out of conciousness.
Year 2053 - Age 56: In a coma...still!
Year 2054 - Age 57: In a coma...still!
Year 2055 - Age 58: In a coma...still!
Year 2056 - Age 59: In a coma...still!
Year 2057 - Age 60: Come out of coma. Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2058 - Age 61: In a coma...again!
Year 2059 - Age 62: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2060 - Age 63: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2061 - Age 64: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2062 - Age 65: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2063 - Age 66: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2064 - Age 67: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2065 - Age 68: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2066 - Age 69: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2067 - Age 70: Come out of coma...again! Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2068 - Age 71: In a coma...again!
Year 2069 - Age 72: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2070 - Age 73: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2071 - Age 74: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2072 - Age 75: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2073 - Age 76: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2074 - Age 77: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2075 - Age 78: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2076 - Age 79: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2077 - Age 80: Come out of coma...again! So old & frail & brain-damaged from bus accidents and comas that I move to retirement home.
Year 2078 - Age 81: Die peacefully in my sleep.
Year 2079 - Age 82: Zombie outbreak causes me to wake from the dead.
Year 2080 - Age 83: Get shot in face by survivors of zombie outbreak.
Year 2081 - Age 84: Military finally ends zombie outbreak.
Year 2082 - Age 85: Scientists discover a way to cure dead zombies.
Year 2083 - Age 86: Get revived and cured.
Year 2084 - Age 87: Die from heart attack in shock of what the world has become.
Year 2085 - Age 88: Scientists cure death.
Year 2086 - Age 89: Get revived...again!
Year 2087 - Age 90: Living life like there's no tomorrow.
Year 2088 - Age 91: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2089 - Age 92: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2090 - Age 93: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2091 - Age 94: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2092 - Age 95: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2093 - Age 96: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2094 - Age 97: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2095 - Age 98: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2096 - Age 99: Scientists discover how to turn people into robots.
Year 2097 - Age 100: Get turned into a robot.
Years 2098-2751 - Ages 101-754: Live 653 years as a robot until aliens destroy all life (and robots) on Earth.
Year 2752 - Age 800: Survivors of alien invasion discover my body.
Years 2753-2996 - Ages 801-999: Get worshipped like a god.
Year 2997 - Age 1000: Get put into a museum for all eternity.
Year 6997 - Age 5000: Self-destruct sequence initiates, killing all human life.
Today I multi-tasked, playing table tennis, and making a life plan. You already know about my previous 14 years, so lets begin with age 15.
Year 2012 - Age 15: See a psychiatrist because of this life plan.
Year 2013 - Age 16: Go to Juvenile Hall to fight the trial of my insanity.
Year 2014 - Age 17: Lose the case and get sent to a children's insane asylum.
Year 2015 - Age 18: Become a legal adult and post bail for my insanity.
Year 2016 - Age 19: Enroll for a university.
Year 2017 - Age 20: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2018 - Age 21: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2019 - Age 22: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2020 - Age 23: Love getting my diploma and want to do it again.
Year 2021 - Age 24: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2022 - Age 25: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2023 - Age 26: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2024 - Age 27: Love getting my diploma.
Year 2025 - Age 28: Meet a nice girl because of my diploma.
Year 2026 - Age 29: Love getting my dimploma because of great girl.
Year 2027 - Age 30: Propose to girl.
Year 2028 - Age 31: Get married.
Year 2029 - Age 32: Honeymoon in Hawaii.
Year 2030 - Age 33: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant.
Year 2031 - Age 34: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all boys.
Year 2032 - Age 35: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce.
Year 2033 - Age 36: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children.
Year 2034 - Age 37: Love Hawaii so much I move there permanently.
Year 2035 - Age 38: Still living in Hawaii.
Year 2036 - Age 39: Grow tired of Hawaii, move back to Australia.
Year 2037 - Age 40: Living in Australia...again!
Year 2038 - Age 41: Meet a nice girl...again!
Year 2039 - Age 42: Propose to girl...again!
Year 2040 - Age 43: Get married...again!
Year 2041 - Age 44: Honeymoon in Hawaii...again!
Year 2042 - Age 45: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant...again!
Year 2043 - Age 46: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all girls.
Year 2044 - Age 47: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce...again!
Year 2045 - Age 48: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children...again!
Year 2046 - Age 49: Grow tired of Hawaii...again! Move back to Australia...again!
Year 2047 - Age 50: Get run over by a bus.
Year 2048 - Age 51: In a coma.
Year 2049 - Age 52: In a coma...still!
Year 2050 - Age 53: In a coma...still!
Year 2051 - Age 54: In a coma...still!
Year 2052 - Age 55: In & out of conciousness.
Year 2053 - Age 56: In a coma...still!
Year 2054 - Age 57: In a coma...still!
Year 2055 - Age 58: In a coma...still!
Year 2056 - Age 59: In a coma...still!
Year 2057 - Age 60: Come out of coma. Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2058 - Age 61: In a coma...again!
Year 2059 - Age 62: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2060 - Age 63: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2061 - Age 64: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2062 - Age 65: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2063 - Age 66: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2064 - Age 67: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2065 - Age 68: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2066 - Age 69: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2067 - Age 70: Come out of coma...again! Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2068 - Age 71: In a coma...again!
Year 2069 - Age 72: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2070 - Age 73: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2071 - Age 74: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2072 - Age 75: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2073 - Age 76: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2074 - Age 77: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2075 - Age 78: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2076 - Age 79: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2077 - Age 80: Come out of coma...again! So old & frail & brain-damaged from bus accidents and comas that I move to retirement home.
Year 2078 - Age 81: Die peacefully in my sleep.
Year 2079 - Age 82: Zombie outbreak causes me to wake from the dead.
Year 2080 - Age 83: Get shot in face by survivors of zombie outbreak.
Year 2081 - Age 84: Military finally ends zombie outbreak.
Year 2082 - Age 85: Scientists discover a way to cure dead zombies.
Year 2083 - Age 86: Get revived and cured.
Year 2084 - Age 87: Die from heart attack in shock of what the world has become.
Year 2085 - Age 88: Scientists cure death.
Year 2086 - Age 89: Get revived...again!
Year 2087 - Age 90: Living life like there's no tomorrow.
Year 2088 - Age 91: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2089 - Age 92: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2090 - Age 93: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2091 - Age 94: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2092 - Age 95: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2093 - Age 96: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2094 - Age 97: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2095 - Age 98: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2096 - Age 99: Scientists discover how to turn people into robots.
Year 2097 - Age 100: Get turned into a robot.
Years 2098-2751 - Ages 101-754: Live 653 years as a robot until aliens destroy all life (and robots) on Earth.
Year 2752 - Age 800: Survivors of alien invasion discover my body.
Years 2753-2996 - Ages 801-999: Get worshipped like a god.
Year 2997 - Age 1000: Get put into a museum for all eternity.
Year 6997 - Age 5000: Self-destruct sequence initiates, killing all human life.
Friday, January 20, 2012
More complications in my love life.
Hey.
In November, I took a cruise to the New Caledonian Islands of Lifou & Noumea, and the Vanuatuan port of Vila. It was quite enjoyable. Whilst on the ship, I met someone whom I liked.
I couldn't find her on facebook and she didn't reply to any of my texts. Then, one day, she went to her friend's place and went on their facebook. I am friends with her friend too. So we got chatting & she asked if I wanted to date her. I said yes, and after ten minutes of greatness, she asked if I had a webcam. I said no and she said she is breaking up with me. It was only afterwards that I discovered the whole thing was a prank by our friend. Why does nothing good ever happen to me?
Anyways, until next time!
In November, I took a cruise to the New Caledonian Islands of Lifou & Noumea, and the Vanuatuan port of Vila. It was quite enjoyable. Whilst on the ship, I met someone whom I liked.
I couldn't find her on facebook and she didn't reply to any of my texts. Then, one day, she went to her friend's place and went on their facebook. I am friends with her friend too. So we got chatting & she asked if I wanted to date her. I said yes, and after ten minutes of greatness, she asked if I had a webcam. I said no and she said she is breaking up with me. It was only afterwards that I discovered the whole thing was a prank by our friend. Why does nothing good ever happen to me?
Anyways, until next time!
Update on my life
Hi, I haven't posted anything for months, so this should be a pretty long post.
Remember the girl from post 3? The childhood friend that I hopelessly fell in love with? Yea, thats the one. Lets call her Girl X.
So, in the past few months I have had two separate fights with Girl X.
The first time was when one of my friends texted her saying I was gay (which I'm not). I got pretty annoyed at him, but I decided that it might be pretty funny if I played along., and it was, until I decided to spill the beans. Then, she got pissed. She said that I had lied to her and betrayed her trust. I tried telling her that it was all just a joke, a little misunderstanding, but she wouldn't hear it. She wouldn't speak to me for over a week. She even texted me saying goodbye. Over-reaction much? Anyway, after the week I got so annoyed with her that I yelled at her. In my little rant, I basically called her dumb and swore at her. It was a stupid mistake, BUT for some reason I must be the luckiest guy on earth, as she forgave me the very next day.
The second time I had a fight with Girl X, was just the other day. She and one of her friends were on MSN, and she wanted me to meet him. We did a group chat thing, and me and her friend didn't exactly hit it off. The first thing he said to me was mean, so I retaliated, and so on and so forth. Now she's mad at me, and for some reason she thinks that I'M the bad guy, when in fact, he initiated the fight. The next day I was meant to send him something that Girl X said trashing him to get revenge, but I stuffed it up. The thing that I was going to send, roughly said this: "I hate (the guy). Bla, bla bla. Yet I still like him for some reason. Bla, bla bla. I hate (the guy)." I forgot to delete the part in the middle, so now if she finds out i told him that, she'll kill me.
So thats my life...what about yours? Any drama like mine? Feel free to post in the comments below.
Remember the girl from post 3? The childhood friend that I hopelessly fell in love with? Yea, thats the one. Lets call her Girl X.
So, in the past few months I have had two separate fights with Girl X.
The first time was when one of my friends texted her saying I was gay (which I'm not). I got pretty annoyed at him, but I decided that it might be pretty funny if I played along., and it was, until I decided to spill the beans. Then, she got pissed. She said that I had lied to her and betrayed her trust. I tried telling her that it was all just a joke, a little misunderstanding, but she wouldn't hear it. She wouldn't speak to me for over a week. She even texted me saying goodbye. Over-reaction much? Anyway, after the week I got so annoyed with her that I yelled at her. In my little rant, I basically called her dumb and swore at her. It was a stupid mistake, BUT for some reason I must be the luckiest guy on earth, as she forgave me the very next day.
The second time I had a fight with Girl X, was just the other day. She and one of her friends were on MSN, and she wanted me to meet him. We did a group chat thing, and me and her friend didn't exactly hit it off. The first thing he said to me was mean, so I retaliated, and so on and so forth. Now she's mad at me, and for some reason she thinks that I'M the bad guy, when in fact, he initiated the fight. The next day I was meant to send him something that Girl X said trashing him to get revenge, but I stuffed it up. The thing that I was going to send, roughly said this: "I hate (the guy). Bla, bla bla. Yet I still like him for some reason. Bla, bla bla. I hate (the guy)." I forgot to delete the part in the middle, so now if she finds out i told him that, she'll kill me.
So thats my life...what about yours? Any drama like mine? Feel free to post in the comments below.
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