Sunday, September 9, 2012
What are your actual thoughts on Carlee Ferguson?
please, only post your question once. anyway, carlees cool :) shes a really cool chick that i love to talk to :)
Monday, September 3, 2012
Made this youtube video - went kinda viral
Made this youtube video - went kinda viral
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ByWqKK4CQA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ByWqKK4CQA
Sunday, September 2, 2012
What are your actual thoughts on Dylan Butler? It seems like you guys hate eachother but also get along? I'm confused.
wow, yet another identical question except for the name being changed. real creative copy paster...
anyways, dylan's alright. He gets slightly annoying when he says mean things and follows me but other than that hes ok
anyways, dylan's alright. He gets slightly annoying when he says mean things and follows me but other than that hes ok
Saturday, September 1, 2012
What are your actual thoughts on Jay Decker? It seems like you guys hate eachother but also get along? I'm confused.
i think hes awesome when we do get along but whenever either he or i voices our opinions we both get all defensive and he becomes a trolling Dic*head and i hate him. as long as we are friends, we're best friends, but when we fight we're like mortal enemies. think of it as obi-wan and anakin. best buds until anakin turns evil then they hate each other.
anyways,
p.s. thanks for this question and the 5 duplicates...dunno why you'd need to ask it 6 times (deleting the rest)
anyways,
p.s. thanks for this question and the 5 duplicates...dunno why you'd need to ask it 6 times (deleting the rest)
Friday, August 24, 2012
Describe yourself in 3 words?
awesome...awesome, and did i mention i'm awesome?
haha, just kidding...I'm smart, funny (in a very lame way), and a nerd
haha, just kidding...I'm smart, funny (in a very lame way), and a nerd
Monday, June 11, 2012
New minecraft map!!
Hi guys!
Check out my new minecraft project, the adventure map Indiana Jone & the Legend of the Lost Idol.
It is in very early beta so far, but you can check it out below, or download it here.
Check out my new minecraft project, the adventure map Indiana Jone & the Legend of the Lost Idol.
It is in very early beta so far, but you can check it out below, or download it here.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
My cooking skillz
Or should I say...non-existent cooking skillz. I made a pizza - it sucked. I made a hot drink - it sucked. I tried to make chocolate mousse, but after dirtying 3 bowls, burning 200g of chocolate and breaking 1 egg, I decided to give up.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Good News & Bad News
Good news is it's my 15th birthday today, bad news is the other day not only did i tell someone i like them, but i also did it publicly. things did not go well :(
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Monday, March 12, 2012
my big break part 4
well this has been an interesting weekend. first she cheated on me, then she dumped me, then she went out with not one, but TWO different guys, then she asked me out again. i tried to tell her that it was over but she wouldnt listen...i am officially single again. :(
Sunday, March 4, 2012
my big break part 4
well, this girl is being very full on...suggesting stuff that i would need weeks to get ready for at the earliest...and to top it all off...i'm sick
Friday, March 2, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
my big break part 2
I'm not sure about this girl. It was really awkward until one of my friend joined us, but it was really fun once again. i think i might ask her out next week, but i dunno
My big break...maybe.
I think I may have finally caught a break.
Yesterday i met one of my friend's friends and they totally dig me. I'm gonna meet up with her today to talk.
Here are some of the things she has said to me (paraphrased because I can't be bothered searching through history to find quotes).
Your hot
your sexy
your smart
i love you
night babe
your cute
i really like you
Am I in, or am I in?
Yesterday i met one of my friend's friends and they totally dig me. I'm gonna meet up with her today to talk.
Here are some of the things she has said to me (paraphrased because I can't be bothered searching through history to find quotes).
Your hot
your sexy
your smart
i love you
night babe
your cute
i really like you
Am I in, or am I in?
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Weird happenings...
The other day Girl X texted me saying hi, then when i replied she said I hate fights...wonder what that means...and i got no credit so i cant find out...
Also Girl X's friend was acting strangely the other day...its weird.
Also Girl X's friend was acting strangely the other day...its weird.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Girls, girls, girls.
I have had a large amount of girl troubles lately.
As you already know, Girl X has left my life for a while, and I’m really missing her. I just realised the other day that Gotye’s song Somebody That I Used To Know is surprisingly applicable in this situation, so I have been listening to that song quite a bit lately.
Speaking of Girl X, I think I may be falling for one of her friends. We’ve been talking a lot lately, and she’s someone whom I feel I can open up to and trust with all my heart. I feel like I can just be myself around her and have fun. But, I don’t think shed want to go out with me. I mean, she opens up to me about all these guys I like, so I feel like I have a lot of competition IF I want to pursue her. One of those guys happens to be one of my friends, so I tried to help her start a successful relationship with him. One of the tactics involved was a fake relationship between me and her, to make him jealous, but it failed miserably. Also, we can’t meet up any time soon either, so it seems that my only good options are over the internet.
Ahh, the internet. That is where I can keep up with the people I met on holiday. Oh, didn’t I tell you? The girl from the cruise is back, for real this time too! But I don’t think I have any feelings for her any more.
But, my dad seems to think that someone in my class has a crush on me, but I totally disagree with him.
However, I think my attraction to the girl from my very first post (you know, the bad girl) is returning to me. I just realised how intelligent she is, and that’s just what seals the deal. BUT, she hates me, AND I am shy around her because of it, AND she’s already got a boyfriend.
It’s annoying to have so many crushes at once!!
One last thing before I go, there are a few girls that I regularly hang out with at school and have fun with. Just because we have fun together, does that mean a relationship would potentially work? I mean, I’m not attracted to any of them; I just want to know if they are potential options if I decided to go down that track. But, one of them is in the year below me so it would be awkward.
On a completely different note, my cat got bitten by a snake a week ago. We don't know if he'll live or not, hes been very up and down lately, so we don't know.
Anyways, that’s the end of my ranting about girls. Bye for now, Andrew.
P.S. BTW, feel free to comment and give me advice, it’d be much appreciated!
Sunday, February 12, 2012
School and relationship troubles
This'll be a long one. I have a lot to say. During the school holidays when were meant to collect my school books, we discovered that the school never even sent us the freaking form! So we had to go almost an hour away to get my books. My mum dropped me off at a gaming lounge though, so it's all good. Is it a coincidence that it was in the hometown of girl x?
After we sorted out that drama, the school year started. I went and checked the notice board for the class listings. I looked at the advanced class's list (yes I am smart) and my name wasn't there. I was freaking out. Bigger bricks have never been shat. I eventually found my name on anther roll, so I went to my year level organiser to inquire about the change of class. She then told me "you've been moved out of the advanced program, didn't your parents tell you?" I was freaking out even more then. She talked with last years year level organiser, and they discovered that it was merely an administrative error. I finally felt at ease. I then had to literally run to class.
But because I was originally not supposed to be in the smart class, I wasn't on the roll, nor did I receive a timetable or a school diary. My attendance levels dropped because the class I was listed in thought I was absent, when in fact I was just in the smart clas where I was supposed to be anyway. I was pretty pissed.
Now today there is the swimming carnival so I didn't go. That's why I am able to write this.
I believe that's the end of my school troubles, now onto relationships.
The other day one of my friends met another one of my friends and found him attractive. I thought, seeing as though it's right near valentines day I'd try and be a matchmaker. I tried to be Cupid but failed. He doesn't like her and refuses to talk to her, and theres nothing I can do about it. I even had to resort to the jealousy tactic. I pretended to go out with her to make him jealous of us but it still didn't work. We are now "broken up" and he still doesn't want her. I don't know what to do. Feel fee to help me out here by posting suggestions in the comments section.
Meanwhile, I am still stuck in my endless quest to find love. Speaking of which, I haven't told you about girl x. In my last few posts I've told you that she wanted a break...well now she's extending that to a few months. FML.
So, now that there is an absence of girl x, my life and this blog will become very boring. I might not post for a while, but when I do I'll make it an interesting post.
Bye for now! TTYL
After we sorted out that drama, the school year started. I went and checked the notice board for the class listings. I looked at the advanced class's list (yes I am smart) and my name wasn't there. I was freaking out. Bigger bricks have never been shat. I eventually found my name on anther roll, so I went to my year level organiser to inquire about the change of class. She then told me "you've been moved out of the advanced program, didn't your parents tell you?" I was freaking out even more then. She talked with last years year level organiser, and they discovered that it was merely an administrative error. I finally felt at ease. I then had to literally run to class.
But because I was originally not supposed to be in the smart class, I wasn't on the roll, nor did I receive a timetable or a school diary. My attendance levels dropped because the class I was listed in thought I was absent, when in fact I was just in the smart clas where I was supposed to be anyway. I was pretty pissed.
Now today there is the swimming carnival so I didn't go. That's why I am able to write this.
I believe that's the end of my school troubles, now onto relationships.
The other day one of my friends met another one of my friends and found him attractive. I thought, seeing as though it's right near valentines day I'd try and be a matchmaker. I tried to be Cupid but failed. He doesn't like her and refuses to talk to her, and theres nothing I can do about it. I even had to resort to the jealousy tactic. I pretended to go out with her to make him jealous of us but it still didn't work. We are now "broken up" and he still doesn't want her. I don't know what to do. Feel fee to help me out here by posting suggestions in the comments section.
Meanwhile, I am still stuck in my endless quest to find love. Speaking of which, I haven't told you about girl x. In my last few posts I've told you that she wanted a break...well now she's extending that to a few months. FML.
So, now that there is an absence of girl x, my life and this blog will become very boring. I might not post for a while, but when I do I'll make it an interesting post.
Bye for now! TTYL
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Confusing movies.
My mind must be hot-wired to understand confusing movies, because I understood Inception (kinda), and I fully understood Source Code & Sliding Doors, both of which are excellent by the way.
Friday, February 3, 2012
The neutrality in my emotive senses.
What that title means is that I am neither sad nor happy at the moment. I am happy because I am playing Skrillex on Audiosurf, but I am sad because of two resons. One, Girl X said that we need to have a break for a while so she can "figure herself out" and that she "can't deal with me". Fair enough, if thats what shes gotta do, thats fine by me. And two, I was talking to her bf online last night - I know :'( - and he didnt even know who i was. I know she doesnt have to tell anyone about me, but i know for a fact that she has told quite a few of her friends, but she doesnt tell her boyfriend of all people? That got me a bit mad, but again, understandable. I think I'm overreacting a bit though. Oh well, this blog has helped me vent my frustrations, so...yeah. Bye.
EDIT: Forgot to say the one thing that I had planned to say. What I was going to say, was: So she goes from I love you and I miss so much I'd run away and see you, to I want to have a break in less than a week? I swear, I will never understand the female mind.
EDIT: Forgot to say the one thing that I had planned to say. What I was going to say, was: So she goes from I love you and I miss so much I'd run away and see you, to I want to have a break in less than a week? I swear, I will never understand the female mind.
I love HIMYM!
I love How I Met Your Mother so much! If you love it too, here are some great blogs for it.
beawesomeinstead.com
have-you-met-ted.com
slapbetcommisioners.blogspot.com
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have-you-met-ted.com
slapbetcommisioners.blogspot.com
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Had a chat with Girl X's ex.
Yesterday I talked with Girl X's ex, and it gave me some better insight into the matter. I now see her in a slightly different light
Another fight!
Here we go again. Second fight in as many days.
http://www.facebook.com/
http://www.facebook.com/
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Just had the weirdest convo with Girl X
She pretended to be someone else. Its been almost two hours since then and she's still playing innocent.
oh, and by the way, my name is Andrew but she calls me Dandy Andy Pandy or DAP Dude. And her name is NOT Samantha. And she DIDN'T just get back from denmark. And that is NOT her email address. And that is NOT her last name. Pretty weird prank, don't ya think?
Girl X hi
Dandy Andy Pandy hi
Dandy Andy Pandy sorry i just got lost in my own thoughts lol
Girl X who are you
Dandy Andy Pandy andrew
Dandy Andy Pandy y?
Dandy Andy Pandy andy
Girl X who is andy?
Dandy Andy Pandy i dont know, who is Girl X?
Girl X r u andrew from safeway?
Dandy Andy Pandy oh, right...my name is Dandy Andy Pandy, shortened to DAP Duded
Dandy Andy Pandy Dude*
Girl X dap duded
Dandy Andy Pandy lol
Girl X i dont know you
Girl X goodbye
Dandy Andy Pandy wait!
Dandy Andy Pandy please tell me your joking
Girl X i dont talk to strangers
Dandy Andy Pandy Or did you hit your head?
Girl X who r u?
Dandy Andy Pandy andrew!
Dandy Andy Pandy from you childhood!
Girl X childhood io remember tom
Dandy Andy Pandy pardon?
Girl X r u tom?
Dandy Andy Pandy no
Dandy Andy Pandy i am andrew
Dandy Andy Pandy you can call me tom if you have to, but i am not him
Girl X andrrew
Dandy Andy Pandy wait, is this Girl X?
Girl X Girl X?
Dandy Andy Pandy what is your name?
Girl X samantha
Dandy Andy Pandy samantha
Dandy Andy Pandy please tell me your joking Girl X
Girl X yea and i dont know you stop talking to me
Dandy Andy Pandy why are you acting like this Girl X?
Girl X who is Girl X?
Dandy Andy Pandy YOU!
Girl X im sam
Girl X go away
Dandy Andy Pandy if you are samantha then what is your email samantha?
Dandy Andy Pandy and what is your last name samantha?
Girl X sammy_is_hot@gmail.com.au
Girl X robinson
Girl X y r u asking me this?
Dandy Andy Pandy Liar! there is no gmail.com.au
Girl X yea ther is
Dandy Andy Pandy nice try
Girl X email me if u have to freak
Dandy Andy Pandy freak huh?
Girl X stalker
Girl X go away
Girl X i dont know you
Dandy Andy Pandy this isnt funny Girl X
Dandy Andy Pandy and i know its you, your name is right here
Dandy Andy Pandy either its you Girl X or your account got hacked
Girl X wat Girl X?
Dandy Andy Pandy yes
Girl X sum chick hacked into mine and changed stuff
Girl X now goodbye
Dandy Andy Pandy so you hack hers?
Dandy Andy Pandy i dont believe you
Girl X this is mine
Dandy Andy Pandy i believe this is revenge for the gay prank that i did
Girl X i just got back from denmark
Dandy Andy Pandy fine then. this is the true test to see if this is a prank or not
Dandy Andy Pandy if you are samantha, then send me a photo
Girl X eww no]
Dandy Andy Pandy Hi Girl X!
Dandy Andy Pandy Nice prank
Dandy Andy Pandy You almost had me
Girl X im sam
Dandy Andy Pandy no your not
Girl X im sam
Girl X goodbye freak
Dandy Andy Pandy bye Girl X
oh, and by the way, my name is Andrew but she calls me Dandy Andy Pandy or DAP Dude. And her name is NOT Samantha. And she DIDN'T just get back from denmark. And that is NOT her email address. And that is NOT her last name. Pretty weird prank, don't ya think?
Girl X hi
Dandy Andy Pandy hi
Dandy Andy Pandy sorry i just got lost in my own thoughts lol
Girl X who are you
Dandy Andy Pandy andrew
Dandy Andy Pandy y?
Dandy Andy Pandy andy
Girl X who is andy?
Dandy Andy Pandy i dont know, who is Girl X?
Girl X r u andrew from safeway?
Dandy Andy Pandy oh, right...my name is Dandy Andy Pandy, shortened to DAP Duded
Dandy Andy Pandy Dude*
Girl X dap duded
Dandy Andy Pandy lol
Girl X i dont know you
Girl X goodbye
Dandy Andy Pandy wait!
Dandy Andy Pandy please tell me your joking
Girl X i dont talk to strangers
Dandy Andy Pandy Or did you hit your head?
Girl X who r u?
Dandy Andy Pandy andrew!
Dandy Andy Pandy from you childhood!
Girl X childhood io remember tom
Dandy Andy Pandy pardon?
Girl X r u tom?
Dandy Andy Pandy no
Dandy Andy Pandy i am andrew
Dandy Andy Pandy you can call me tom if you have to, but i am not him
Girl X andrrew
Dandy Andy Pandy wait, is this Girl X?
Girl X Girl X?
Dandy Andy Pandy what is your name?
Girl X samantha
Dandy Andy Pandy samantha
Dandy Andy Pandy please tell me your joking Girl X
Girl X yea and i dont know you stop talking to me
Dandy Andy Pandy why are you acting like this Girl X?
Girl X who is Girl X?
Dandy Andy Pandy YOU!
Girl X im sam
Girl X go away
Dandy Andy Pandy if you are samantha then what is your email samantha?
Dandy Andy Pandy and what is your last name samantha?
Girl X sammy_is_hot@gmail.com.au
Girl X robinson
Girl X y r u asking me this?
Dandy Andy Pandy Liar! there is no gmail.com.au
Girl X yea ther is
Dandy Andy Pandy nice try
Girl X email me if u have to freak
Dandy Andy Pandy freak huh?
Girl X stalker
Girl X go away
Girl X i dont know you
Dandy Andy Pandy this isnt funny Girl X
Dandy Andy Pandy and i know its you, your name is right here
Dandy Andy Pandy either its you Girl X or your account got hacked
Girl X wat Girl X?
Dandy Andy Pandy yes
Girl X sum chick hacked into mine and changed stuff
Girl X now goodbye
Dandy Andy Pandy so you hack hers?
Dandy Andy Pandy i dont believe you
Girl X this is mine
Dandy Andy Pandy i believe this is revenge for the gay prank that i did
Girl X i just got back from denmark
Dandy Andy Pandy fine then. this is the true test to see if this is a prank or not
Dandy Andy Pandy if you are samantha, then send me a photo
Girl X eww no]
Dandy Andy Pandy Hi Girl X!
Dandy Andy Pandy Nice prank
Dandy Andy Pandy You almost had me
Girl X im sam
Dandy Andy Pandy no your not
Girl X im sam
Girl X goodbye freak
Dandy Andy Pandy bye Girl X
Longest fight I've ever had.
I'm currently 5 hours into the longest fight I've ever had. It ranged from things such as flirting, relationships, games, sexual desires, & internet memes. You can read it here: http://www.facebook.com/DandyAndyPandy/posts/318487401519798
Flirting sesh with Girl X
The great convo I was talking about in the last post was basically a flirting session.
The words cute and sweet were said about me, and that she misses & loves me :) I told her in return that she is amazingly beautiful in every way.
The words cute and sweet were said about me, and that she misses & loves me :) I told her in return that she is amazingly beautiful in every way.
My great mood is ruined :(
I was in a great mood this morning after last night's amazing convo with Girl X, but am now pissed off because all my "friends" are ganging up on me :(
Breaking news on Girl X
Breaking News! Girl X is now no longer friends with her ex, one of my main competitors! Yay! And guess who was there to comfort her? Thats right! ME! Now she wants to hang out with me :) Its a start, isn't it?
UPDATE: She said she wants to meet me so bad that she'd run away from home! Bad news is shes not free for at least a week. :(
UPDATE: She said she wants to meet me so bad that she'd run away from home! Bad news is shes not free for at least a week. :(
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
My life plan
Warning! Long but hilarious!
Today I multi-tasked, playing table tennis, and making a life plan. You already know about my previous 14 years, so lets begin with age 15.
Year 2012 - Age 15: See a psychiatrist because of this life plan.
Year 2013 - Age 16: Go to Juvenile Hall to fight the trial of my insanity.
Year 2014 - Age 17: Lose the case and get sent to a children's insane asylum.
Year 2015 - Age 18: Become a legal adult and post bail for my insanity.
Year 2016 - Age 19: Enroll for a university.
Year 2017 - Age 20: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2018 - Age 21: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2019 - Age 22: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2020 - Age 23: Love getting my diploma and want to do it again.
Year 2021 - Age 24: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2022 - Age 25: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2023 - Age 26: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2024 - Age 27: Love getting my diploma.
Year 2025 - Age 28: Meet a nice girl because of my diploma.
Year 2026 - Age 29: Love getting my dimploma because of great girl.
Year 2027 - Age 30: Propose to girl.
Year 2028 - Age 31: Get married.
Year 2029 - Age 32: Honeymoon in Hawaii.
Year 2030 - Age 33: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant.
Year 2031 - Age 34: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all boys.
Year 2032 - Age 35: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce.
Year 2033 - Age 36: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children.
Year 2034 - Age 37: Love Hawaii so much I move there permanently.
Year 2035 - Age 38: Still living in Hawaii.
Year 2036 - Age 39: Grow tired of Hawaii, move back to Australia.
Year 2037 - Age 40: Living in Australia...again!
Year 2038 - Age 41: Meet a nice girl...again!
Year 2039 - Age 42: Propose to girl...again!
Year 2040 - Age 43: Get married...again!
Year 2041 - Age 44: Honeymoon in Hawaii...again!
Year 2042 - Age 45: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant...again!
Year 2043 - Age 46: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all girls.
Year 2044 - Age 47: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce...again!
Year 2045 - Age 48: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children...again!
Year 2046 - Age 49: Grow tired of Hawaii...again! Move back to Australia...again!
Year 2047 - Age 50: Get run over by a bus.
Year 2048 - Age 51: In a coma.
Year 2049 - Age 52: In a coma...still!
Year 2050 - Age 53: In a coma...still!
Year 2051 - Age 54: In a coma...still!
Year 2052 - Age 55: In & out of conciousness.
Year 2053 - Age 56: In a coma...still!
Year 2054 - Age 57: In a coma...still!
Year 2055 - Age 58: In a coma...still!
Year 2056 - Age 59: In a coma...still!
Year 2057 - Age 60: Come out of coma. Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2058 - Age 61: In a coma...again!
Year 2059 - Age 62: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2060 - Age 63: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2061 - Age 64: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2062 - Age 65: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2063 - Age 66: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2064 - Age 67: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2065 - Age 68: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2066 - Age 69: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2067 - Age 70: Come out of coma...again! Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2068 - Age 71: In a coma...again!
Year 2069 - Age 72: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2070 - Age 73: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2071 - Age 74: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2072 - Age 75: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2073 - Age 76: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2074 - Age 77: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2075 - Age 78: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2076 - Age 79: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2077 - Age 80: Come out of coma...again! So old & frail & brain-damaged from bus accidents and comas that I move to retirement home.
Year 2078 - Age 81: Die peacefully in my sleep.
Year 2079 - Age 82: Zombie outbreak causes me to wake from the dead.
Year 2080 - Age 83: Get shot in face by survivors of zombie outbreak.
Year 2081 - Age 84: Military finally ends zombie outbreak.
Year 2082 - Age 85: Scientists discover a way to cure dead zombies.
Year 2083 - Age 86: Get revived and cured.
Year 2084 - Age 87: Die from heart attack in shock of what the world has become.
Year 2085 - Age 88: Scientists cure death.
Year 2086 - Age 89: Get revived...again!
Year 2087 - Age 90: Living life like there's no tomorrow.
Year 2088 - Age 91: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2089 - Age 92: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2090 - Age 93: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2091 - Age 94: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2092 - Age 95: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2093 - Age 96: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2094 - Age 97: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2095 - Age 98: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2096 - Age 99: Scientists discover how to turn people into robots.
Year 2097 - Age 100: Get turned into a robot.
Years 2098-2751 - Ages 101-754: Live 653 years as a robot until aliens destroy all life (and robots) on Earth.
Year 2752 - Age 800: Survivors of alien invasion discover my body.
Years 2753-2996 - Ages 801-999: Get worshipped like a god.
Year 2997 - Age 1000: Get put into a museum for all eternity.
Year 6997 - Age 5000: Self-destruct sequence initiates, killing all human life.
Today I multi-tasked, playing table tennis, and making a life plan. You already know about my previous 14 years, so lets begin with age 15.
Year 2012 - Age 15: See a psychiatrist because of this life plan.
Year 2013 - Age 16: Go to Juvenile Hall to fight the trial of my insanity.
Year 2014 - Age 17: Lose the case and get sent to a children's insane asylum.
Year 2015 - Age 18: Become a legal adult and post bail for my insanity.
Year 2016 - Age 19: Enroll for a university.
Year 2017 - Age 20: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2018 - Age 21: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2019 - Age 22: Regret enrolling for a university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2020 - Age 23: Love getting my diploma and want to do it again.
Year 2021 - Age 24: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2022 - Age 25: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2023 - Age 26: Regret enrolling for a 2nd year of university because of large amount of homework and tests.
Year 2024 - Age 27: Love getting my diploma.
Year 2025 - Age 28: Meet a nice girl because of my diploma.
Year 2026 - Age 29: Love getting my dimploma because of great girl.
Year 2027 - Age 30: Propose to girl.
Year 2028 - Age 31: Get married.
Year 2029 - Age 32: Honeymoon in Hawaii.
Year 2030 - Age 33: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant.
Year 2031 - Age 34: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all boys.
Year 2032 - Age 35: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce.
Year 2033 - Age 36: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children.
Year 2034 - Age 37: Love Hawaii so much I move there permanently.
Year 2035 - Age 38: Still living in Hawaii.
Year 2036 - Age 39: Grow tired of Hawaii, move back to Australia.
Year 2037 - Age 40: Living in Australia...again!
Year 2038 - Age 41: Meet a nice girl...again!
Year 2039 - Age 42: Propose to girl...again!
Year 2040 - Age 43: Get married...again!
Year 2041 - Age 44: Honeymoon in Hawaii...again!
Year 2042 - Age 45: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gets pregnant...again!
Year 2043 - Age 46: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Wife gives birth to triplets, all girls.
Year 2044 - Age 47: Still on honeymoon in Hawaii. Hate my children and get a divorce...again!
Year 2045 - Age 48: Still on holiday in Hawaii. Wife wins full custody of children...again!
Year 2046 - Age 49: Grow tired of Hawaii...again! Move back to Australia...again!
Year 2047 - Age 50: Get run over by a bus.
Year 2048 - Age 51: In a coma.
Year 2049 - Age 52: In a coma...still!
Year 2050 - Age 53: In a coma...still!
Year 2051 - Age 54: In a coma...still!
Year 2052 - Age 55: In & out of conciousness.
Year 2053 - Age 56: In a coma...still!
Year 2054 - Age 57: In a coma...still!
Year 2055 - Age 58: In a coma...still!
Year 2056 - Age 59: In a coma...still!
Year 2057 - Age 60: Come out of coma. Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2058 - Age 61: In a coma...again!
Year 2059 - Age 62: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2060 - Age 63: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2061 - Age 64: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2062 - Age 65: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2063 - Age 66: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2064 - Age 67: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2065 - Age 68: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2066 - Age 69: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2067 - Age 70: Come out of coma...again! Get run over by a bus...again!
Year 2068 - Age 71: In a coma...again!
Year 2069 - Age 72: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2070 - Age 73: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2071 - Age 74: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2072 - Age 75: In & out of conciousness...again!
Year 2073 - Age 76: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2074 - Age 77: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2075 - Age 78: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2076 - Age 79: In a coma...still!...again!
Year 2077 - Age 80: Come out of coma...again! So old & frail & brain-damaged from bus accidents and comas that I move to retirement home.
Year 2078 - Age 81: Die peacefully in my sleep.
Year 2079 - Age 82: Zombie outbreak causes me to wake from the dead.
Year 2080 - Age 83: Get shot in face by survivors of zombie outbreak.
Year 2081 - Age 84: Military finally ends zombie outbreak.
Year 2082 - Age 85: Scientists discover a way to cure dead zombies.
Year 2083 - Age 86: Get revived and cured.
Year 2084 - Age 87: Die from heart attack in shock of what the world has become.
Year 2085 - Age 88: Scientists cure death.
Year 2086 - Age 89: Get revived...again!
Year 2087 - Age 90: Living life like there's no tomorrow.
Year 2088 - Age 91: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2089 - Age 92: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2090 - Age 93: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2091 - Age 94: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2092 - Age 95: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2093 - Age 96: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2094 - Age 97: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2095 - Age 98: Living life like there's no tomorrow...still!
Year 2096 - Age 99: Scientists discover how to turn people into robots.
Year 2097 - Age 100: Get turned into a robot.
Years 2098-2751 - Ages 101-754: Live 653 years as a robot until aliens destroy all life (and robots) on Earth.
Year 2752 - Age 800: Survivors of alien invasion discover my body.
Years 2753-2996 - Ages 801-999: Get worshipped like a god.
Year 2997 - Age 1000: Get put into a museum for all eternity.
Year 6997 - Age 5000: Self-destruct sequence initiates, killing all human life.
Friday, January 20, 2012
More complications in my love life.
Hey.
In November, I took a cruise to the New Caledonian Islands of Lifou & Noumea, and the Vanuatuan port of Vila. It was quite enjoyable. Whilst on the ship, I met someone whom I liked.
I couldn't find her on facebook and she didn't reply to any of my texts. Then, one day, she went to her friend's place and went on their facebook. I am friends with her friend too. So we got chatting & she asked if I wanted to date her. I said yes, and after ten minutes of greatness, she asked if I had a webcam. I said no and she said she is breaking up with me. It was only afterwards that I discovered the whole thing was a prank by our friend. Why does nothing good ever happen to me?
Anyways, until next time!
In November, I took a cruise to the New Caledonian Islands of Lifou & Noumea, and the Vanuatuan port of Vila. It was quite enjoyable. Whilst on the ship, I met someone whom I liked.
I couldn't find her on facebook and she didn't reply to any of my texts. Then, one day, she went to her friend's place and went on their facebook. I am friends with her friend too. So we got chatting & she asked if I wanted to date her. I said yes, and after ten minutes of greatness, she asked if I had a webcam. I said no and she said she is breaking up with me. It was only afterwards that I discovered the whole thing was a prank by our friend. Why does nothing good ever happen to me?
Anyways, until next time!
Update on my life
Hi, I haven't posted anything for months, so this should be a pretty long post.
Remember the girl from post 3? The childhood friend that I hopelessly fell in love with? Yea, thats the one. Lets call her Girl X.
So, in the past few months I have had two separate fights with Girl X.
The first time was when one of my friends texted her saying I was gay (which I'm not). I got pretty annoyed at him, but I decided that it might be pretty funny if I played along., and it was, until I decided to spill the beans. Then, she got pissed. She said that I had lied to her and betrayed her trust. I tried telling her that it was all just a joke, a little misunderstanding, but she wouldn't hear it. She wouldn't speak to me for over a week. She even texted me saying goodbye. Over-reaction much? Anyway, after the week I got so annoyed with her that I yelled at her. In my little rant, I basically called her dumb and swore at her. It was a stupid mistake, BUT for some reason I must be the luckiest guy on earth, as she forgave me the very next day.
The second time I had a fight with Girl X, was just the other day. She and one of her friends were on MSN, and she wanted me to meet him. We did a group chat thing, and me and her friend didn't exactly hit it off. The first thing he said to me was mean, so I retaliated, and so on and so forth. Now she's mad at me, and for some reason she thinks that I'M the bad guy, when in fact, he initiated the fight. The next day I was meant to send him something that Girl X said trashing him to get revenge, but I stuffed it up. The thing that I was going to send, roughly said this: "I hate (the guy). Bla, bla bla. Yet I still like him for some reason. Bla, bla bla. I hate (the guy)." I forgot to delete the part in the middle, so now if she finds out i told him that, she'll kill me.
So thats my life...what about yours? Any drama like mine? Feel free to post in the comments below.
Remember the girl from post 3? The childhood friend that I hopelessly fell in love with? Yea, thats the one. Lets call her Girl X.
So, in the past few months I have had two separate fights with Girl X.
The first time was when one of my friends texted her saying I was gay (which I'm not). I got pretty annoyed at him, but I decided that it might be pretty funny if I played along., and it was, until I decided to spill the beans. Then, she got pissed. She said that I had lied to her and betrayed her trust. I tried telling her that it was all just a joke, a little misunderstanding, but she wouldn't hear it. She wouldn't speak to me for over a week. She even texted me saying goodbye. Over-reaction much? Anyway, after the week I got so annoyed with her that I yelled at her. In my little rant, I basically called her dumb and swore at her. It was a stupid mistake, BUT for some reason I must be the luckiest guy on earth, as she forgave me the very next day.
The second time I had a fight with Girl X, was just the other day. She and one of her friends were on MSN, and she wanted me to meet him. We did a group chat thing, and me and her friend didn't exactly hit it off. The first thing he said to me was mean, so I retaliated, and so on and so forth. Now she's mad at me, and for some reason she thinks that I'M the bad guy, when in fact, he initiated the fight. The next day I was meant to send him something that Girl X said trashing him to get revenge, but I stuffed it up. The thing that I was going to send, roughly said this: "I hate (the guy). Bla, bla bla. Yet I still like him for some reason. Bla, bla bla. I hate (the guy)." I forgot to delete the part in the middle, so now if she finds out i told him that, she'll kill me.
So thats my life...what about yours? Any drama like mine? Feel free to post in the comments below.
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